I had an odd dream last night. I dreamt that there were two horses. One had a yellow towel over his head, obscuring the view of the source of the stream of blood running down it's neck. He turned, and an alligator's tail was seen protruding from under the towel. There was a crunching sound, and the towel melted away, revealing the green beast ( Read more... )

I need to prioritize.

Perhaps there is some cosmic reason I am unable to keep a steady schedule.

Maybe I'm just neurotic...

Yeah. That sounds about right.

You know what? I want to marry Josh, but I don't want to have to go through the damn wedding. It's too long and the party after is too short, and we're wearing clothes that're too nice to party hard in. My ideal wedding reception involves kegs and t-shirt clad girls in a field in the middle of nowhere. Well, maybe not that drastic but I still ( Read more... )

During the first 45 minutes of class we have to write a journal entry. Now, we don't get to choose the subject of our own journal entry, because even though we're in college we're simply not smart enough to write about intelligent things if we get to choose our own subject ( Read more... )

I remember going to a hard-assed Catholic school when I was little. The teachers didn't have to be there until 7 in the morning, but the students were all expected to be there by 6:30 am. Not only were we expected to be there on time or else, but we all had to stand in a line against the fence out front until 7 when we would be allowed in the ( Read more... )

A very brief instance of sensible creativity on my part. Don't worry, it won't happen again. ^_ ( Read more... )

My family is insane. I'm surprisingly well adjusted for someone living in the Buttfuck Kentucky Madhouse. And no, the fact that I'm more attracted to cartoon characters than real men and women does NOT count. *cough* Mozenrath *cough ( Read more... )