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[supersizedpower]

[Phone; Filtered from England]Hey, guys

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[supersizedpower]

Well, France told me what day it was!

But yeah, he hates France. Oh, but maybe you could come and act really French and let him make fun of you, since it's his birthday and all.

[supersizedpower]

Well, I dunno if he'll let England make fun of him.

[badend_replay]

A party for Uncle England? I want to make him a birthday card!

[supersizedpower]

Sure, that'd be really nice! I bet he'd really like that!

[badend_replay]

Is Uncle England turning very very old? Do you think I can write the number on just one card, or should I stable two papers together?

[supersizedpower]

[l-laughing]

You might need a whole bunch of cards! But I don't actually know how old. I just know it's more than a thousand.

[superdadissues]

...England is... another country, right?

[So bad at geography...]

[supersizedpower]

[Pfft, look who you're talking to!]

Yeah, that's right. He's kind of a jerk, though, and he'll probably be really weird to you. You don't have to come.

[superdadissues]

...If he's a jerk, why are you throwing him a party?

[supersizedpower]

Oh.

That's a little complicated! We're kind of...I dunno how to explain.

[coolbowtie]

I feel like I owe dear old England a birthday gift all these years. I've always find it a decent place to spend a day or so at.

[supersizedpower]

Well, I guess he likes you or something, so you should come.

[coolbowtie]

Oh, he'd better like me.

So, of course I'm coming.

[supersizedpower]

Cool! Well, it's at England's house, so bring him a present or something. But I'm the one who gets to say surprise!

[vertulpen]

. . . so the party won't kill him, or it will. . .

[He's very literal, okay.]

[supersizedpower]

It's a party, how can it kill him?

Unless he drinks too much and dies, or he has a heart attack because we yelled surprise too loud...

[vertulpen]

Do you really think that will happen?

[Because he'll yell so loud.]

[supersizedpower]

Probably not.

...Why, are you coming?