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[supersizedpower]

[Phone; Filtered from England]Hey, guys

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[superdadissues]

...England is... another country, right?

[So bad at geography...]

[supersizedpower]

[Pfft, look who you're talking to!]

Yeah, that's right. He's kind of a jerk, though, and he'll probably be really weird to you. You don't have to come.

[superdadissues]

...If he's a jerk, why are you throwing him a party?

[supersizedpower]

Oh.

That's a little complicated! We're kind of...I dunno how to explain.

[superdadissues]

...Friends?

[supersizedpower]

Ohhh. Yeah, kind of. I mean, I consider him one most of the time, at least.

Know anything about my history?

[superdadissues]

...You're the most powerful country on earth. Most of the Justice League lives in America. ...You have fifty states.

And other stuff! I hate history class.

[supersizedpower]

...Haha, that's okay.

Well, basically, I used to be his colony, which means he looked after me when I was a kid. But after I grew up, stuff got really bad between us, and we didn't talk for a long time. So we're allies now and sort of friends, but it's also kind of a messy situation.

[superdadissues]

...I guess I kind of get it.

[He has his own issues where he doesn't know how to think about Superman anymore]

[supersizedpower]

Yeah?

Well, you're Superboy and you're a hero, so you can't ever let anybody boss you around or try to control you! That's the most important thing!