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[supersizedpower]

[Phone; Filtered from England]Hey, guys

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[vertulpen]

. . . so the party won't kill him, or it will. . .

[He's very literal, okay.]

[supersizedpower]

It's a party, how can it kill him?

Unless he drinks too much and dies, or he has a heart attack because we yelled surprise too loud...

[vertulpen]

Do you really think that will happen?

[Because he'll yell so loud.]

[supersizedpower]

Probably not.

...Why, are you coming?

[vertulpen]

[Not anymore.]

. . . maybe.

[supersizedpower]

Do you even like him?

I'm serious about people not coming if they don't like him! He'll be a jerk and he'll probably get drunk and act weird, but he deserves to have a good birthday, at least!

[vertulpen]

Sometimes.

[supersizedpower]

Well...

You have to be at least kind of nice to him, and bring a present. Also, you can get us weed, right?

[vertulpen]

It isn't like I brought some with me. I wouldn't even know where to look, here.

[And it's really bothering him. Besides, it's not like he'd gladly share.]

[supersizedpower]

Oh, that sucks.

Well, you can come anyway, I guess. But you gotta humor him even if he's being really horrible.

[vertulpen]

I find England very humorous. He's a pretty big joke.

[supersizedpower]

Come on, geez, that's not what I mean.

Ugh, maybe I should've filtered this from all you Europe guys.