I don't know how I forgot about this one. So today I am at work and Josh is on the phone, and there are customers waiting in front of me but I can't help them because I'm too new and useless. It is a couple, and their small children are running amok being terrible. The father looks at the one and says "NAME, come here!". So she runs over to him ( Read more... )

Soon after I get to work today, the phone rings and my coworker, let's call him.. Josh, answers the phone. I wasn't paying much attention but I heard him telling the person things like call the police, the tv is stolen, blah blah blah. I continue on with my training, Josh talks to this woman a few more times, and eventually I find out the whole ( Read more... )

So here it is, I'm bringing it back. This is for all you (one) fans out there. Tuesday I started a new job. This is that story. I now do pick-ups and deliveries for a furniture rental store. And they pay me for it. I have heard many stories about this job from a couple friends who did/do it. But you won't hear any of those, you will only ( Read more... )

I was driving south on Highbury, rocking at about 130km/h, and here come the flashing lights. But it was firetruck lights so I was safe. They were coming off Commissioners and about to merge on to Highbury. I made a quick decision to speed up a bit so I could pass the traffic in the right lane and then safely pull over to let the firetrucks pass ( Read more... )

"dude, think about it, right now there is probably a thousand monkies having sex.. somewhere in the world.."

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I got on a bus and saw a little bee at the bottom of a window. It was desperately trying to escape the bus, trying with all it's little might. I thought to myself "what a poor little bee, it will be stuck in this awful bus forever." But then I thought about how lucky that bee is, all it knows is living. It doesn't know pain, or fear or sadness ( Read more... )

So I saw something kinda cool while waiting for the bus, but I wasn't actually ON the bus yet, so we will never speak of that again ( Read more... )

Yay fire trucks, loud noise and flashing lights, what isn't there to love about that. D.

Right when I got on the bus there was some guy talking to another guy. The guy was saying how he is still friends with his ex-gf. Then he said it was weird how it started out, because they just knew each other but didn't hang out, then started going out, blah blah blah. Then he says he hopes "it doesn't work out with this mike guy." HAHAHA ( Read more... )

Painful and long, at least I didn't have to stand. F.