Hmm.

Yes, that seems in order. Yalso. New icon-picture.

I'm making no comment whatsoever, other than to remark that James has been teaching me nine-dimensional chess and it is delightful.

About this, I really am saying nothing.

Suitov: I sneaked around to the stage door and stood there preening. Several audience members mistook me for a member of the cast. I've no idea who. #
Basaltine: Probly the pantomime cow ;p #
Weft: The golden tassels on milord's jacket don't shampoo and condition themselves. You think they're EASY to reach with the straightening tongs? #
Nico: ( Read more... )

This, now this is becoming all kinds of interesting.

Suitov: Did you know, also, that technically I do have a duty to be marriageable? It's stupid when the enemy's not even from the same planet, but by law, I don't get to marry without royal permission during wartime, in case my hand is needed as a deal-sweetener.
Anke: Cool!
Suitov: It's such fun to be a commodity!
Weft: Sure is!
Suitov: ...I was ( Read more... )

Now these are sweet.

Suicide birds get up to similar pranks, but not so methodically.

This man's alter-ego talks surprisingly much sense. "Mmm... power..."

***Anke realises that what with living on an island, Sylvie's probably used to quid and/or octopus as part of meals...
Sylvie: ... and PEOPLE that share characteristics with fish. Not everything that lives in the sea is food. >:|
Anke: You definitely need to tell me more about those merfolk...
Suitov: I'm from a landlocked country. For me [squid] ( Read more... )

For the sake of argument, let's imagine there are no loopholes, no third option, no "both" or "neither", &c.

You have to deliver either curious_nico or weft up for certain death. Which?

Herm: #vss There was a game among his generals. It was called "how will milord Suitov fake his own death to avoid a portrait sitting THIS week?" #
Anke: OK, so Nico put "polaroid camera" on the Christmas list. :P #
Herm: Suitov says he'll start experimenting immediately on ways to destroy film. #
Anke: Ah, so it is not the "sitting around is a ( Read more... )