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[foxy_hervey]

... So, I have one thing to say! ... I was pushed.

I mean, I think the story's going around that I pushed the blonde guy, but that's totally not true! I was pushed into the blonde guy. By who!? The freakin' bathmaster himself! For all that talk about wanting to keep the peace, he sure did set us up... ugh. I'm not lying, either! I'm a terrible

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[unruffledfalcon]

*Still really angry*

A woman's mistake in entering the wrong bath is no reason to plan mischief. Please, explain to me how you thought sending Juan into the ladies' bath would cause anything but more trouble.

[foxy_hervey]

Oh, crap...

She didn't even say sorry! ... I think. And Juan was blindfolded! He couldn't have been any trouble! ... until that guy pushed us, that is. *sighs*

[unruffledfalcon]

Just because he couldn't see doesn't mean it would keep the other women from feeling uncomfortable. There was already another man present causing many of the others to feel uneasy.

Did you want to make the women uncomfortable?

[foxy_hervey]

..... *mind = blown* Th-there was another guy in there?! What the -- why isn't he copping some of this--!? What the --

And no! But the women sure did make us feel uncomfortable! I mean, can't you talk about your, uh, assets a little more quietly...!? The mental images were killing me... *pointedly looking at something behind her here, just in case of a wandering eye*

[speak_withfists]

*blank stare*

[foxy_hervey]

What now? *kinda' agitated after being told off*

[speak_withfists]

*picks up on that and decides now's not a good time to agitate him* Nothin'

[foxy_hervey]

Right.

...

Sorry, I didn't mean t'sound pissed or anything. What's going on, junior?

[trainer_juan]

Peace offering? Peace offering? I oughta offer you a piece of my fist!! What the hell, man?

[foxy_hervey]

*aldkfjdsifo genuinely feels bad, but is horrible at showing this stuff to other guys*

Look! ... I'm sorry! I took responsibility, okay?! ... Man, it wasn't even our fault!

[trainer_juan]

Oh yeah, how is it not your fault? *didn't really see what happened for obvious reasons*

You've really screwed me over this time, Hervey the Woe Bringer. You're okay, people expect this from you, but me? My reputation is ruined!

[foxy_hervey]

I was pushed! Why the hell else would I land on my fa -- ahh, forget it!

Yeah, yeah, just keep blaming it on me and you'll be fine.

[loudest_egan]

Heh. I coulda told you.

[foxy_hervey]

See, I'd be alright with copping this if things had went how I'd originally planned.

[loudest_egan]

Well, you know, I ought to tar your hide for trying to peek at my daughter, but I think the other ladies who were in there will kill you just as thoroughly. I don't have to do anything.

...heheh just don't let Kyle hear what you were up to.

[foxy_hervey]

...

Where is that guy, anyway??

[pirate_sigurd]

Do I even want to know?

[foxy_hervey]

Oh, it's you.

Y'know, at this rate...? Nah. Probably not.

[pirate_sigurd]

Oh hush, you know I don't get out much.

I plan to change that, anyways.

[foxy_hervey]

Uh huh? What's your grand idea, buddy?