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... So, I have one thing to say! ... I was pushed.
I mean, I think the story's going around that I pushed the blonde guy, but that's totally not true! I was pushed into the blonde guy. By who!? The freakin' bathmaster himself! For all that talk about wanting to keep the peace, he sure did set us up... ugh. I'm not lying, either! I'm a terrible liar! And I've got guy witnesses all around! Why else would I land on my face, anyway!? Dammit, that freakin' hurt!
But seriously. My nose really hurts and I thought I broke it for a sec with all that bloody bleeding, and I didn't even get to see anything!! --- I mean, not that I wanted to see anything -- I mean, of course I like chicks, but that's just indecent, y'know? See, that's why I was sending Juan over blindfolded after a chick totally walked in on the guys being naked. How's that fair, huh!? What's this with the double standards!? Juan was meant to be a peace-offering! A mediator! A public service announcement! A distraction!
... A-anyway, sorry!? I mean, if it makes anyone feel any better, I didn't see anything! I swear! Cross my heart! I'll make it up any way I can! Just don't let this ruin any chances I have with the rare female-kind!
I mean, I think the story's going around that I pushed the blonde guy, but that's totally not true! I was pushed into the blonde guy. By who!? The freakin' bathmaster himself! For all that talk about wanting to keep the peace, he sure did set us up... ugh. I'm not lying, either! I'm a terrible liar! And I've got guy witnesses all around! Why else would I land on my face, anyway!? Dammit, that freakin' hurt!
But seriously. My nose really hurts and I thought I broke it for a sec with all that bloody bleeding, and I didn't even get to see anything!! --- I mean, not that I wanted to see anything -- I mean, of course I like chicks, but that's just indecent, y'know? See, that's why I was sending Juan over blindfolded after a chick totally walked in on the guys being naked. How's that fair, huh!? What's this with the double standards!? Juan was meant to be a peace-offering! A mediator! A public service announcement! A distraction!
... A-anyway, sorry!? I mean, if it makes anyone feel any better, I didn't see anything! I swear! Cross my heart! I'll make it up any way I can! Just don't let this ruin any chances I have with the rare female-kind!