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[foxy_hervey]

... So, I have one thing to say! ... I was pushed.

I mean, I think the story's going around that I pushed the blonde guy, but that's totally not true! I was pushed into the blonde guy. By who!? The freakin' bathmaster himself! For all that talk about wanting to keep the peace, he sure did set us up... ugh. I'm not lying, either! I'm a terrible

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[trainer_juan]

Peace offering? Peace offering? I oughta offer you a piece of my fist!! What the hell, man?

[foxy_hervey]

*aldkfjdsifo genuinely feels bad, but is horrible at showing this stuff to other guys*

Look! ... I'm sorry! I took responsibility, okay?! ... Man, it wasn't even our fault!

[trainer_juan]

Oh yeah, how is it not your fault? *didn't really see what happened for obvious reasons*

You've really screwed me over this time, Hervey the Woe Bringer. You're okay, people expect this from you, but me? My reputation is ruined!

[foxy_hervey]

I was pushed! Why the hell else would I land on my fa -- ahh, forget it!

Yeah, yeah, just keep blaming it on me and you'll be fine.

[trainer_juan]

I was pushed, don't use my story for yourself!

Thanks, pal, I don't know what I'd do without you.

[foxy_hervey]

We were both pushed, you blind-- blindfolded... *mumble*

Hah, right back at you, buddy. Just go apologize and tell them it was my fault or something, alright?? That should fix it up pretty quick.

[trainer_juan]

What? Who pushed us? Why aren't they saying anything?

... It's not that easy. That petite girl told me the names of everyone who was in it. It's a suicide mission.

[foxy_hervey]

Lo Hak! He pushed us and I fell flat on my face and you went -- I don't even know where you went -- and look at my nose! It's bloody bruised! ... But not broken.

... So? ... Who was there? I didn't even get a look...! ... Tell me about it. My captain just told me off, and... *uncharacteristic frown*

[trainer_juan]

Oh, man up! I stepped in a bucket and got dragged by my hair and ears!

*trying to recount them all* Uhh, let's see, including that girl... Lu, Linfa, Bernadette, the Queen, Alenia... yes, I am listing these from bad to worse.

[foxy_hervey]

*looks at his hair for a second* ... Well, it looks okay, I guess -- ah, that's not the point! Why're we getting blamed when someone pushed both of us in? This sucks.

... The Queen? Like, the Queen queen, or Queen Queen?

[trainer_juan]

Huh... I'm starting to understand why they say women are irrational. With Lo Hak pushing us, Alenia invading first, and that other guy being there before us -- this case should pretty much be closed!

...oh, both, actually.

(( lmao, "the Queen" -- stupid Queen D: ))

[foxy_hervey]

I know, right!? You'd think so, but because it's us, they're not giving us a fair bloody hearing! ... Isn't that injustice or something? Help me out here, I'm a pirate.

... oh. Shit. Well... uh. It was nice knowing you, buddy.

(( OOC: dslkfjsd I just realized how stupid the word 'Queen' looks after typing it out so many times. ;; ))

[trainer_juan]

What? Wait, what? What do you mean? What do you mean "because it's us"? Are we the town pariahs or something? This is what happens when I hang out with you!

Why don't we split it up? I'll do Lu, Linfa and Bernadette while you deal with Queen, QueenQueen, and Alenia. Ahah, I mean, it would save us time, right...

[foxy_hervey]

Don't blame it on me when we're in this together now--!!

... Th-that isn't even fair! Listen to yourself! You get all the mellow people!

[trainer_juan]

Mellow?! One is crazy, one's a hardcore prude and the other one doesn't like me! I don't know what you're talking about!

[foxy_hervey]

They're the nice ones, at least!!

Queen's gonna' make some bad joke and make me suffer, QueenQueen's gonna' outcast me from society, and Alenia's gonna'... that chick's crazy! She'll kill me!