language notes

[substitute]

1. It's easy to convert a simple statement into a simple asshole statement. Simply prefix it with "Um". Try it! It works every time!
   
   
2. The following usage is proscribed and prohibited and will be punished: use of the German word "uber" as a generic comparative or superlative. Examples: "We didn't want to swear around her because she's uber religious

Comments

The Town

[gutbloom]

Sorrento is a town?! I thought it was just a cheese brand:

[mendel]

You haven't really been ubered until you've experienced uberer.

[sachmet]

I think this would be good material to add to stopsayingthat.

[shaddup]

brilliantly stated

[rivetpepsquad]

UM.

for some set of convoluted reasons, my boy and i have developed a rather frightening conversational tic that involves chasing the word UM (said by yourself OR another) with violent SNORTING.