1. It's easy to convert a simple statement into a simple asshole statement. Simply prefix it with "Um". Try it! It works every time!
   
   
2. The following usage is proscribed and prohibited and will be punished: use of the German word "uber" as a generic comparative or superlative. Examples: "We didn't want to swear around her because she's uber religious ( Read more... )

I have a pretty good vocaliberry.

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To quote a legendary crappy Victorian translation of Oedipus Rex:

"Not having been born in the first place is superior to every view of the question."