language notes

[substitute]

1. It's easy to convert a simple statement into a simple asshole statement. Simply prefix it with "Um". Try it! It works every time!
   
   
2. The following usage is proscribed and prohibited and will be punished: use of the German word "uber" as a generic comparative or superlative. Examples: "We didn't want to swear around her because she's uber religious

Comments

The Town

[gutbloom]

Sorrento is a town?! I thought it was just a cheese brand:



Hey, I guess that's a picture of it. Looks nice. No cars! I can't believe it was founded in 1947.