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A Break From All The Racism Wank

May 20, 2007 01:53

Shellcase gives the city of Tucson a lesson in how to extract money from the cold, dead hands of cheap and controlling assholes:

http://community.livejournal.com/tucson/830737.html

Best part:

Don't talk to my twelve year old daughter because she's a slut!

entitlement bitches, total assholes

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Ah, time for the springs1 translator. abazoe May 20 2007, 09:25:17 UTC

How To Get Your TIP From ME ( ... )

Re: Ah, time for the springs1 translator. exdream_ May 20 2007, 10:36:33 UTC

Aha, I remember ****THAT**** horrible way of typing. Maybe they are long lost twins!

Re: Ah, time for the springs1 translator. ajsha May 20 2007, 15:30:23 UTC

I think I love you... would that increase my tip?

Re: Ah, time for the springs1 translator. emidala May 21 2007, 01:32:17 UTC

aaaaaaaah!!! I had forgotten all about springs1!!! one million gold stars to you for refreshing my memory!

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vertigo_vox May 20 2007, 09:25:51 UTC

"My wife is trying to teach her that restaurants aren't her personal "meat market" to hit on older men."

Don't even know what to say...........

calieber May 21 2007, 14:18:22 UTC

Does make one wonder what behavior on the preteen's part this guy . . . sorry, the wife sees as "hitting on older men," and what the kid's really doing (e.g., sitting quietly).

kalieris May 21 2007, 18:44:36 UTC

If she is "hitting on" older men, I'd personally be more worried that she'd been molested.

The whole thing is very WTF-inspiring.

delusive May 20 2007, 09:26:47 UTC

Haha, that's hilarious. I'm not really sure why because that guy horrifies me, but whatever. I'm tired.

niicoly May 20 2007, 09:28:14 UTC

I tip when: You have my order completely with you on your first trip to my townhouse.; You can make change and/or handle large orders. (I spend about $50-$75 on food delivery meals.); If my kids answer the door, ask for me nor give them any part of my order unless I say so.; Call me in you need directions to my townhouse. That is why I give your firm my phone number.

... wow. If I was this guy's kid and someone delivered food to our house, forgot some of it, DROVE BACK TO GO GET IT, and didn't get a tip from my dad, I would be downright embarrassed.

originalwacky May 20 2007, 15:58:57 UTC

Holy hell, we spend that much on food at times, and we tip in the 30% range. And if the driver forgets something, we give him a few more dollars for bringing it back. That must be why we get excellent service now.

nextdrinksonme May 20 2007, 16:18:56 UTC

I read that as having it all with him when he got to the door. Guess I read it wrong.

_dear_mariah May 20 2007, 17:34:44 UTC

I think that's what he means...

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niicoly May 20 2007, 09:30:17 UTC

Also, is it customary to expect a cab to make multiple stops? I'm from Los Angeles, and have been in cabs only in NYC and San Francisco. I never realized that people treated cab drivers like their personal chaffuers.

vertigo_vox May 20 2007, 09:35:12 UTC

Dude, I'm in Brazil and we don't expect that. I don't think there is a country where it's ok to treat the cab drivers as chauffers!

morriganslayde May 20 2007, 09:41:30 UTC

On the same cabdriver note... cabdrivers CANT always get to you in five fucking minutes. They have to be near you/on the list/in proper traffic... etc. wtf?

whiskeygirl8 May 20 2007, 15:26:03 UTC

That one reminds me of the people who call up to the police department (I'm a 9-1-1 operator and dispatcher) to have an officer come take a burglary report (meaning, the crime happened hours ago and there is no danger) and get mad when the officer isn't there in 10 minutes (sometimes less.) It's as if they expect the officer to be sitting at the end of their street just waiting for them to call ( ... )

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