A Break From All The Racism Wank

[bastardinlove]

Shellcase gives the city of Tucson a lesson in how to extract money from the cold, dead hands of cheap and controlling assholes:

http://community.livejournal.com/tucson/830737.html

Best part:

Don't talk to my twelve year old daughter because she's a slut!

Comments

[vertigo_vox]

Am I the only one wondering how hot his wife must be if waiters can't help but to hit on her in front of her husband?

[korean_guy_01]

Maybe they picked up on how much of an ass he is and figured they had a chance.

[vertigo_vox]

Or they just want to annoy him back...

[dwerenat]

Surprising how logical that sounds in context.

[chocolate_chip]

......WHY is it so important that the kids don't hear the waiter ask how many kids' menus they need?

[vertigo_vox]

Yeaaah... not a lot of stuff in that post made sense, and that was one of the most "wtf?" parts!

[mrdarcy_bunny]

Probably so the kids don't play up in the restaurant?
I'm sure the 12-year old -"the manslut"- would be highly offended if she was presented with a Kids' Menu. If she's not busy trying to sex up the waiters.

And damn, we wouldn't want to embarrass Daddy, would we? What a jerk.

[chocolate_chip]

I was considering that, but hopefully, whore though she may be, she's at least smart enough to recognize the difference between an adult menu and child menu when handed one?

[therikkster]

Asking permission to talk to the kids? O-kaay. 12 year old slut? What?

[czol]

I am trying to teach the kids to know their place in a social situation.

And the best way of doing that is cutting them off from contact with others - yeah, that's gonna do wonders for their socialisation...

I want them to learn that since they aren't paying the bill, then they need to follow my wife's and mine lead in ordering food and dealing with the servers.

So, if someone takes me out for my birthday or whatever, I am not allowed to say what I want, even though it's a treat for me, because I'm not paying & so deserve no say?

My wife is trying to teach her that restaurants aren't her personal "meat market" to hit on older men.

How fucking hard can this be?!? Tell her 'no'! Smack her! Whatever. If she keeps doing it in front of her parents & when she knows it annoys them, then probably she's just doing it to piss them off - probably because their discipline techniques suck balls & she knows she can get away with acting up.

So by them not addressing her, they are helping to prevent situations that they might find

[vertigo_vox]

I doubt the girl is mad flirting with older men - kid's probably just friendly, and he's too controling to see it for what it is...

[suicidekitty911]

I couldn't agree more.
This guy sounds like a total prick. I couldn't imagine being married to someone like that. And those poor kids. Ooooh! Don't address my children! They don't deserve to be put through the horrible situation of being INCLUDED IN THE CONVERSATION and being able to CHOOSE FOR THEMSELVES!!! OHNOES! God. what a douche.

[tisiphone]

Wow. From that guy, I wouldn't want a tip.