ALL THE BEST COWBOYS HAVE DADDY ISSUES

[potter_mouth]

WELL, I'VE BEEN ENJOYING SOME TIME IN SOLITUDE, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT I CAN'T GO AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT EVERYTHING COMPLETELY FALLING APART. THAT IS GOOD NEWS

Comments

[no_opinion]

I suppose an official representative for the prefects wouldn't hurt. I'm very worried about Dean, and I don't think I can wait any longer.

But where are you planning this expedition? I can't miss classes.

[potter_mouth]

ER. DO THEY STILL ACTUALLY DO THOSE CLASS THINGS?

I DON'T KNOW, LAST YEAR I JUST WENT TO MY EXAMS AND PASSED THEM.

[no_opinion]

Of course they do, Harry. You can't make it into a decent school if you don't earn the right NEWTs, and you'll have a hard time of that if you don't bother with classes.

[potter_mouth]

THEY DON'T ACTUALLY TEACH IN CLASSES ANYMORE.

I MEAN, DO WE HAVE A DADA PROFESSOR?

[savethefurries]

I think I've been separated from my best friends long enough, so I'll come along as well. Besides! What if you were to break a nail???

[lookscomefirst]

Oh Lavy I'm so glad your becomming all cute and fun again! we need to go pack out best shoes and our manicure kits.

[potter_mouth]

NO. THERE WILL BE NO MANICURES.

I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF RULES, BUT ONE OF THE ONES I DO HAVE IS NO MANICURES.

YOU MAY, HOWEVER, PACK YOUR BEST SHOES.

[lookscomefirst]

But Harry you will look so lovely with a set of well groomed fingernails!!
I will back my blue sparkly ones with the high heels.

[albuspresley]

I am glad to see you showing initiative, Harry. While you are out, would you mind terribly apparating by Cubiculum, Lavabrum et Ultra in Diagon Alley and notifying them that they are late with my monthly delivery?

[potter_mouth]

I WOULD MIND TERRIBLY, BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY. YOU'RE A BASTARD LIKE THAT.

THAT IS, IF THE PATILS AND LAVENDER DON'T KILL ME FIRST.

[lookscomefirst]

Daddy knows a lovely wise man in India who is an expert in unusual paranormal animals! of course we'll have to go by raft because Padma and I dont get our apparating licenses for another five days.

[no_opinion]

Eight days, darling, eight days.

Someday, I'll teach you how to count.

Think of it as how many days you'd have if you painted every fingernail except your thumbs.

[slytherinthingy]

I thought the castle seemed quieter. You should make your journey for "OUTSIDE HELP" a nice long one. The castle could use the quiet and to be free of that pervasive nail varnish smell. I would give you points for initiative or some rot like that, but considering who you are, I cannot bear, in good conscience, to do so. I might have to take points. In fact, I do. 250 points from Gryffindor for missing two weeks of school. And another 200 points from Gryffindor for planning to leave again. Of course if you succeed in finding "HELP", I am sure you will be duly rewarded.

Thank the Dark Lord I --

[shouldteachdada]

Mr. Zabini! Are you missing now, too?

[cedeadric]

You better not have dissapeared, my girlfriend is trapped in your body!

[potter_mouth]

OH NO, YOU'VE BEEN EATEN. I'M GRIEF-STRICKEN AND MAY NEVER GET OVER IT.

[vacuousbeefcake]

It's dangerous with these disappearances going on, Harry. You're going to need someone who can handle themsel--

[cleverlyanthony]

Professor Lockhart? You seemed to have left your sentence dangling mid-word, sir. Don't tell me something's happened to you as well?

[potter_mouth]

LET ME GUESS. HE'S SEEN THE MYSTERIOUS CREATURE THAT SEEMS TO BE PICKING OFF ALL OUR STUDENTS.

[terryclothrags]

Oi, I thought we already went through all this five years ago.