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potter_mouth in storge_space

ALL THE BEST COWBOYS HAVE DADDY ISSUES

Dec 07, 2005 21:17

WELL, I'VE BEEN ENJOYING SOME TIME IN SOLITUDE, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT I CAN'T GO AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT EVERYTHING COMPLETELY FALLING APART. THAT IS GOOD NEWS ( Read more... )

padma patil, cedric diggory, terry boot, ginny weasley, albus dumbledore, anthony goldstein, lavender brown, harry potter, blaise zabini, parvati patil, gilderoy lockhart

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vacuousbeefcake December 9 2005, 02:40:46 UTC

It's dangerous with these disappearances going on, Harry. You're going to need someone who can handle themsel--

cleverlyanthony December 9 2005, 03:37:14 UTC

Professor Lockhart? You seemed to have left your sentence dangling mid-word, sir. Don't tell me something's happened to you as well?

potter_mouth December 10 2005, 09:25:37 UTC

LET ME GUESS. HE'S SEEN THE MYSTERIOUS CREATURE THAT SEEMS TO BE PICKING OFF ALL OUR STUDENTS.

terryclothrags December 10 2005, 11:52:16 UTC

Oi, I thought we already went through all this five years ago.

waitingfortom December 10 2005, 15:18:42 UTC

Shut up. Bobo was much better at this.

potter_mouth December 11 2005, 06:35:25 UTC

YOU HAVE SEVERE ISSUES WITH ATTACHMENT.

waitingfortom December 12 2005, 01:45:51 UTC

I can't help it.

potter_mouth December 12 2005, 07:04:28 UTC

I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL THINK OF SOMETHING WITTY TO PUT IN PLACE OF THIS COMMENT.

waitingfortom December 12 2005, 07:07:09 UTC

Riiiiight.

terryclothrags December 11 2005, 07:09:07 UTC

Yeah, because he got, what, four students, a ghost and a cat over the course of a year? How many students have gone missing in the past week?

waitingfortom December 12 2005, 01:50:05 UTC

Bobo put the fear in people!

Not that we aren't afraid now, but still!

potter_mouth December 12 2005, 04:13:59 UTC

I WISH I COULD EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MUCH DISBELIEF YOU FILL ME WITH. EVERY TIME I SEE YOU I AM FLOORED WITH CONFUSION.

I MEAN...THAT SNAKE KILLED MOANING MYRTLE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW PEACEFUL LIFE WOULD BE IF ONLY SHE HADN'T DIED?

YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND. I MEAN IT. I MEAN...YOU ARE MORE OUT OF YOUR MIND THAN THIRTY WOMEN COMBINED. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT WITHOUT RUNNING INTO WALLS AND FOAMING AT THE MOUTH ALL THE TIME.

waitingfortom December 12 2005, 07:08:40 UTC

A perfect reason for you to finally accept that we're BROKEN UP, since I fill you with disbelief and confusion!

I kind of like Myrtle.

And I'm not out of my mind! I'M IN MY MIND!

potter_mouth December 12 2005, 07:16:36 UTC

IF YOUR MIND IS IN POTTYVILLE.

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