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ALL THE BEST COWBOYS HAVE DADDY ISSUES

Dec 07, 2005 21:17

WELL, I'VE BEEN ENJOYING SOME TIME IN SOLITUDE, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT I CAN'T GO AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT EVERYTHING COMPLETELY FALLING APART. THAT IS GOOD NEWS ( Read more... )

padma patil, cedric diggory, terry boot, ginny weasley, albus dumbledore, anthony goldstein, lavender brown, harry potter, blaise zabini, parvati patil, gilderoy lockhart

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albuspresley December 8 2005, 11:30:22 UTC

I am glad to see you showing initiative, Harry. While you are out, would you mind terribly apparating by Cubiculum, Lavabrum et Ultra in Diagon Alley and notifying them that they are late with my monthly delivery?

potter_mouth December 9 2005, 00:18:47 UTC

I WOULD MIND TERRIBLY, BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY. YOU'RE A BASTARD LIKE THAT.

THAT IS, IF THE PATILS AND LAVENDER DON'T KILL ME FIRST.

lookscomefirst December 9 2005, 01:16:00 UTC

Daddy knows a lovely wise man in India who is an expert in unusual paranormal animals! of course we'll have to go by raft because Padma and I dont get our apparating licenses for another five days.

no_opinion December 9 2005, 03:21:28 UTC

Eight days, darling, eight days.

Someday, I'll teach you how to count.

Think of it as how many days you'd have if you painted every fingernail except your thumbs.

lookscomefirst December 9 2005, 03:24:13 UTC

Whats the point in learning how to count? I never need to count anything above the number five.

cleverlyanthony December 9 2005, 03:38:19 UTC

That comment actually wounded me, Miss Patil.

no_opinion December 9 2005, 03:50:23 UTC

Please don't let her bother you. She has her Divination; we have our Arithmancy. Obviously, their way doesn't value numbers.

lookscomefirst December 9 2005, 04:10:22 UTC

Oh please dont be sad Anthony! I'll give you a free snog if it makes you feel better.

terryclothrags December 9 2005, 12:54:31 UTC

Me too, mate. Me too. Sometimes I wonder whether they weren't born conjoined at the head and sharing one and a half brains between them, and Padma won the coin flip. Or dropping of babies on floor would explain it, too.

no_opinion December 9 2005, 15:56:58 UTC

We weren't conjoined, Terry, so you'll have to turn to other theories.

terryclothrags December 9 2005, 22:53:07 UTC

But the dropping-on-head one is still viable, right? Because the only other one I can think of depends on you being born several hours and a celebratory drinking binge before your sister.

lookscomefirst December 9 2005, 23:05:42 UTC

Oh that is it! I am so sending bad Karma your way!

no_opinion December 9 2005, 05:29:04 UTC

And here is an example of what numbers can do for you. Some samples of our charts for today, dear:

Mine:
Unusual, exciting, and unexpected business, social or romantic opportunities can occur now. You are charming, sparkling, witty, and others want you in their company.

Yours:
Including the above,
There is freedom in thought as well as in speech and you don't want anyone to put restraint on you. Avoid jumping to conclusions and slow down your mind if you have to. Pay attention to what you are doing so you don't have an accident.

lookscomefirst December 9 2005, 06:13:52 UTC

My that is accurate but why do you always get the romantic opportunities? it really isn't fair.

no_opinion December 9 2005, 15:58:26 UTC

Dear sister, that was part of yours as well, which is why I said "including the above." You also have them today. After all, we share many things.

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