[107] HAIL COBRA // Video.

[stopthat_destro]

[HI. Rex-- er, Cobra Commander is currently standing atop the greenhouse, wielding a villainous remote control. Note that he's got guns on him, but he's a cartoon villain, so they fire 'energy', never seem to kill anybody, and always miss.]

Attention, muppetsss, puppetsss, mice and... Ugh. Whatever you areThisss ship is now under the control of

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[rass_bestie]

[Utterly affronted everything Duckula says is memorable, dammit.] I am a Vampire Duck, thank you! From a long line of Vampire Ducks who terrorised Translavania since long before you were born!

[stopthat_destro]

Hah! You couldn't terrorize a pond!

[rass_bestie]

Oh, yeah? [He glares at him before a bolt of lightning shoots through him and another appears in front of the commander put of which comes smoke and effects and he's right there (about the size of a human, Thames doesn't bother with consistency) baring his teeth and hissing.]

[yeehawkiller]

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!!!!

cannot...resist....urge to...mock supervillain....

[gotgreenmagic]

Sonic pulse cannons are the most overrated junk ever. You want to blast a hole in something? Regular cannons are more reliable and more cost-effective.

[stopthat_destro]

[Grumble grumble.] Everyone's a critic.

[dominie]

You're sounding more lispy than usual. And nefarious. But mostly lispy.

Why the greenhouse?

[stopthat_destro]

Imbecile! A lisp is the inability to produce a sssibilant s, which I clearly have no problems doing!

The reason is purely ssstrategic and NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSSS!

[dominie]

Then a nega-lisp, I guess. You do know that ceiling could cave in. You're kind of heavy with that gun, probably.

If it does, wait for me! It'll probably be fun.

[stopthat_destro]

Don't be a buffoon. It's perfectly ssstable! [STOMP STOMP to prove his point. This will not end well.]

[ichoosefight]

You won't get away with this!

[stopthat_destro]

[CACKLE.] Who's going to sssstop me? You? Don't make me laugh! Oh wait, I already did... [UHHHH. CLICKING OFF TO HIDE HIS SHAME. NOBODY WILL NOTICE.]

[ichoosefight]

You will be stopped.

[stopthat_destro]

[Clicking back on.]

Nothing can stop me! COBRA WILL RULE!

[AND OFF.]

[so_meretricious]

You sound dangerously similar to a certain rat in my acquaintance. Tell me, who are these Joes?

[stopthat_destro]

Only if you mean rat sssnake! Haha!

The Joes? Ughhhhh... [Grumble.] They're America's "Heroes", and they will CRUMBLE under the might of Cobra!

[so_meretricious]

[S-s-s-s-snake? The horror!]

Most certainly not a snake!

[stopthat_destro]

Why not a snake?