[107] HAIL COBRA // Video.

[stopthat_destro]

[HI. Rex-- er, Cobra Commander is currently standing atop the greenhouse, wielding a villainous remote control. Note that he's got guns on him, but he's a cartoon villain, so they fire 'energy', never seem to kill anybody, and always miss.]

Attention, muppetsss, puppetsss, mice and... Ugh. Whatever you areThisss ship is now under the control of

Comments

[dominie]

You're sounding more lispy than usual. And nefarious. But mostly lispy.

Why the greenhouse?

[stopthat_destro]

Imbecile! A lisp is the inability to produce a sssibilant s, which I clearly have no problems doing!

The reason is purely ssstrategic and NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSSS!

[dominie]

Then a nega-lisp, I guess. You do know that ceiling could cave in. You're kind of heavy with that gun, probably.

If it does, wait for me! It'll probably be fun.

[stopthat_destro]

Don't be a buffoon. It's perfectly ssstable! [STOMP STOMP to prove his point. This will not end well.]

[dominie]

Huh, well! What do you know. Guess I was wrong. You should probably stomp harder to prove me even more wrong.

[stopthat_destro]

[HSSSSS.] I will, then.

[STOMP STOMP-- and since he's Cobra Commander, his foot slips and he falls off the roof of the greenhouse.] Augh!! [AND SINCE HE'S COBRA COMMANDER, HE'S OKAY... but for his pride.]

[dominie]

[Peers to look at the now absent roof.] That is a good sturdy roof!

[And then he toddles off in his muppety way, not noticing the indignities.]