[107] HAIL COBRA // Video.
[HI. Rex-- er, Cobra Commander is currently standing atop the greenhouse, wielding a villainous remote control. Note that he's got guns on him, but he's a cartoon villain, so they fire 'energy', never seem to kill anybody, and always miss.]
Attention, muppetsss, puppetsss, mice and... Ugh. Whatever you are...
Thisss ship is now under the control of Cobra! HAIL COBRA! And... As part of Cobra, you will all be expected to pay tribute to your Commander! [Pause.] ME!
[And then he shouts into his remote thingie.] DESTRO! Prepare the sonic pulse cannon!
Destro?
...
Dessstro...
[Cough.] He's here. Anyway. [Regaining his groove.] Defy me, and you'll find yourssselves in a... [Chuckle chuckle.] sssymphony of pain. [More chuckling. GOD HE CRACKS HIMSELF UP.]
And don't expect the Joes to save you. There's nothing they or anybody else can do to ssstop Cobra!
[COBRA OUT.]
Attention, muppetsss, puppetsss, mice and... Ugh. Whatever you are...
Thisss ship is now under the control of Cobra! HAIL COBRA! And... As part of Cobra, you will all be expected to pay tribute to your Commander! [Pause.] ME!
[And then he shouts into his remote thingie.] DESTRO! Prepare the sonic pulse cannon!
Destro?
...
Dessstro...
[Cough.] He's here. Anyway. [Regaining his groove.] Defy me, and you'll find yourssselves in a... [Chuckle chuckle.] sssymphony of pain. [More chuckling. GOD HE CRACKS HIMSELF UP.]
And don't expect the Joes to save you. There's nothing they or anybody else can do to ssstop Cobra!
[COBRA OUT.]