Self Loathing is Paying a Girl to Act Like She Hates You

[pattan]

Who: Shinpachi (pattan) and anyone working at the Tsundere Maid Café.  And anyone who feels like tagging along with him. 
What: Shinpachi cannot fight his otaku urge to check out the maids maid café
When: early afternoon
Where: Tsunshine Café
Warnings: HURR DURR
Notes: Open to one and all!

[Finally! Finally a free moment to himself!  He'd been wanting to check

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[p_p_p_pasta]

[On his multiple visits to Japan's house, Italy always made a note to visit important landmarks, especially those that played an extreme cultural significance in both historical and popular culture. After all, as Germany had taught him so many years ago, the best way to get to know a fellow country (and therefore discover the best way to blitzkrieg the everloving crap out of them) was to mingle amongst his or her people and just absorb

[pattan]

BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSING ME OOOOOOOFF!!!

[p_p_p_pasta]

I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRRRYYYYYY!!!!

[itsnotzura]

Ah, is this seat taken? My companion has not arrived yet, and I do not want to look like a creepy person sitting all alone.

[pattan]

K-Katsura-san?! What are you doing here?!

[itsnotzura]

Haa? I have just said, I do not want to appear to have come to a cafe like this alone, like a creepy person would.

[pattan]

Y...You don't have to be creepy to come here alone.

[p_p_p_pasta]

[SNIFF]

[HIC]

V-Ve... ve... yes you do...!

[pattan]

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

[p_p_p_pasta]

I-I was looking for a wingman...! A w-wingmaaaaan....!!!

[itsnotzura]

You are a friend of Chihaya-dono?

[p_p_p_pasta]

[TEARS. INSTANTLY GONE]

Is that a girl's name?

[itsnotzura]

[he has to think about it for a moment, sitting down at their table]

I suppose... there is no reason why it could not be. I have never asked.

[p_p_p_pasta]

Oh no! That's always something you should ask if you're not sure! You'll wind up in an alleyway with strange underwear on your head if you don't!

[pattan]

How does one relate to the other.

Oi.

[itsnotzura]

Ah... I am not much of a hat person, really... it stifles the sheen of my hair...