Self Loathing is Paying a Girl to Act Like She Hates You

[pattan]

Who: Shinpachi (pattan) and anyone working at the Tsundere Maid Café.  And anyone who feels like tagging along with him. 
What: Shinpachi cannot fight his otaku urge to check out the maids maid café
When: early afternoon
Where: Tsunshine Café
Warnings: HURR DURR
Notes: Open to one and all!

[Finally! Finally a free moment to himself!  He'd been wanting to check

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[p_p_p_pasta]

[On his multiple visits to Japan's house, Italy always made a note to visit important landmarks, especially those that played an extreme cultural significance in both historical and popular culture. After all, as Germany had taught him so many years ago, the best way to get to know a fellow country (and therefore discover the best way to blitzkrieg the everloving crap out of them) was to mingle amongst his or her people and just absorb

[p_p_p_pasta]

Nah, I can't see you wearing a hat.

Maybe a bandanna though. You know, to keep the top of your head from getting too hot.

[itsnotzura]

Impossible. A warrior always keeps a cool head!

[pattan]

Of course it's cool, yours is empty.

[itsnotzura]

Hn, are the croissants good...?

[pattan]

I'm not here for the croissants.

[itsnotzura]

[looks back down at the menu]

[pattan]

A...Aren't you interested in anything I have to say?!

[itsnotzura]

[READS THE MENU MORE INTENSELY..........]

[pattan]

[HE IS PULLING THE DAMN MENU AWAY]

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

[itsnotzura]

Ah, his puberty is really acting up today...

[SETS THE MENU ASIDE]

Aa?

[pattan]

Why are you even here? Who are you waiting for?

[p_p_p_pasta]

Really? I didn't know that!

I always thought that it was the other way around! That warriors had really hot heads!

[itsnotzura]

Only those who wish to perish in battle with hat hair. Kufufu.

[pattan]

Why is hat hair something you would worry about in a battle?!

[p_p_p_pasta]

It's something you should always worry about!!! You'd look so dorky and unfashionable!!!