Self Loathing is Paying a Girl to Act Like She Hates You

[pattan]

Who: Shinpachi (pattan) and anyone working at the Tsundere Maid Café.  And anyone who feels like tagging along with him. 
What: Shinpachi cannot fight his otaku urge to check out the maids maid café
When: early afternoon
Where: Tsunshine Café
Warnings: HURR DURR
Notes: Open to one and all!

[Finally! Finally a free moment to himself!  He'd been wanting to check

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[p_p_p_pasta]

[On his multiple visits to Japan's house, Italy always made a note to visit important landmarks, especially those that played an extreme cultural significance in both historical and popular culture. After all, as Germany had taught him so many years ago, the best way to get to know a fellow country (and therefore discover the best way to blitzkrieg the everloving crap out of them) was to mingle amongst his or her people and just absorb.]

[Although he had no intention of storming Japan's house and beating him with a rake, Italy still felt it prudent to appreciate all of the culture one of his best friends had to offer!]

[Naturally, that led to him visiting every single specialty cafe ever built. Ever.]

[And not doing much else.]

[So, when Italy comes across this one cafe in particular, his face lights up in a smile. Not the creepy perverted kind, but the culturally enlightened smile of one who knows the customs of frilly dresses and pigtails. The lone figure of a teenager at the door also strikes Italy as familiar-- he'd seen this plenty of times before, what with Japan's incredibly shy and (incredibly) lonely populace of 'otaku' boys.]

[He's done this before, and Italy has the routine down to a science. Italy slides right on up next to the boy, not surprised at the height difference as he bends down at his knees to talk at a more even level]

They're really cute, huh?

[pattan]

I WASN'T LOOKING AT THEM!!!

[BUSTED!!]

[p_p_p_pasta]

[WELL NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!]

AAAHHHHHH!!!! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!!!

[pattan]

WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

[p_p_p_pasta]

I DON'T KNOW!!! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?!

[pattan]

WHY DID YOU SNEAK UP ON ME?!

[p_p_p_pasta]

I DIDN'T SNEAK UP ON YOU!!! I'M THE MOST UNSNEAKIEST PERSON TO EVER SUCK AT SNEAKING IN THE HISTORY OF SNEAKING!!!!

[pattan]

THEN HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THERE?!

[p_p_p_pasta]

I DON'T KNOW!!!

MAYBE YOU NEED A NEW PAIR OF GLASSES!!!

[pattan]

GLASSES DON'T SEE BEHIND YOU!!!

[p_p_p_pasta]

WELL YOU'RE KIND OF ALL GLASSES SO I FIGURED YOU COULD!!!

[pattan]

I AM NOT ALL GLASSES!!!

[p_p_p_pasta]

GLASSES! GLASSES GLASSES!!!!

[pattan]

STOP IT!! STOP SAYING THAT!!!

[p_p_p_pasta]

I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRRYYYYY!!!! PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!!

[pattan]

I'M NOT GOING TO HIT YOU!