Self Loathing is Paying a Girl to Act Like She Hates You

[pattan]

Who: Shinpachi (pattan) and anyone working at the Tsundere Maid Café.  And anyone who feels like tagging along with him. 
What: Shinpachi cannot fight his otaku urge to check out the maids maid café
When: early afternoon
Where: Tsunshine Café
Warnings: HURR DURR
Notes: Open to one and all!

[Finally! Finally a free moment to himself!  He'd been wanting to check

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[On his multiple visits to Japan's house, Italy always made a note to visit important landmarks, especially those that played an extreme cultural significance in both historical and popular culture. After all, as Germany had taught him so many years ago, the best way to get to know a fellow country (and therefore discover the best way to blitzkrieg the everloving crap out of them) was to mingle amongst his or her people and just absorb

[p_p_p_pasta]

[WAILS]

THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL SCREAMIIIIIIING?!

[pattan]

BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING!!!

[p_p_p_pasta]

SHOULD WE STOP AT THE COUNT OF THREE?!

[pattan]

ALRIGHT!!!

ONE!!

TWO...!!

[p_p_p_pasta]

Hi! I'm Italy! What's your name?

[pattan]

A-Ah...Shimura Shinpachi.

[p_p_p_pasta]

So, so, is this your first time?

[pattan]

Eh...f...first time?

[p_p_p_pasta]

At a cafe like this!

[pattan]

O-Oh...yes...

Yes, it's my first time...

[p_p_p_pasta]

Well, I'll sit with you then, so you're not all alone and creepy!

[pattan]

CREEPY?!

[p_p_p_pasta]

Yeah! Just like that!

[pattan]

I'M NOT CREEPY!!

[p_p_p_pasta]

WELL NOW YOU'RE CREEPY AND ANGRY AT THE SAME TIME!!!