Self Loathing is Paying a Girl to Act Like She Hates You

[pattan]

Who: Shinpachi (pattan) and anyone working at the Tsundere Maid Café.  And anyone who feels like tagging along with him. 
What: Shinpachi cannot fight his otaku urge to check out the maids maid café
When: early afternoon
Where: Tsunshine Café
Warnings: HURR DURR
Notes: Open to one and all!

[Finally! Finally a free moment to himself!  He'd been wanting to check

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[megamagicpower]

[And here, Lemina had thought for certain that she would be free of the dreaded GUIDE GLITCH. She was supposed to be working as a horoscope writer, an easy job that wouldn't distract much from her new position as Deputy Guildmistress.]

[Instead, she's dressed in an embarrassingly small waitress dress with poofy sleeves and a frilly apron, short skirt and thigh-high socks... and twin-tails?! Why did she have to wear twin-tails?! She hadn't worn her hair like this since she was six! Who makes twin-tails part of the standard waitress uniform, anyway?!]

[Worse, the more she fumes, the more these customers leer at her. In fact, if she didn't know any better...]

Remiena-chaaaan~♥, could you refill my water? Gehehe...

You've already had five glasses! Are you just going to sit around guzzling our water, or are you going to order something?!

[... she could swear these creeps were trying to get on her bad side!]

[pattan]

[No way. No way.]

[NO. WAY.]

... ... ...

[TSUNDERE MAIDS?! IT WAS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!!!]

[He stands quietly, though shifting from foot to foot in anticipation as he waits to be seated.]

[megamagicpower]

[Ugh. And these mega-losers don't even tip well.]

[She abandons the thirsty man who refuses to eat, and continues on to the next table, clearing off the dishes and collecting the credit chips left on the table. It's a pitiful amount, not a single credit more than the cost of the meal.]

[With an exasperated groan, she carries the dishes off to be washed... and then books it to the front to seat the next customer. Between the popularity of the restaurant and the way these guys wouldn't leave, any open tables are filled quickly.]

[She doesn't even look who it is, and greets the next customer with blatant, irritable sarcasm.]

Welcome to the Tsundere Café, honored guest.

[pattan]

[He doesn't even say 'thank you.' In stead, he just stammers ignorantly as he looks around. He catches the backside of the maid who is finally deciding to seat him.]

[He almost spittakes, except there's nothing to spit.]

[T...]

[T-T...T-T-T...]

[TWINTAILS?! THEY HAVE A SUPER CUTE, BLOND MAID WITH TWINTAILS?!?!]

[hwamei]

Wah! They even have maid cafés in space... Japan's culture has reached this far. It's pretty amazing, huh?

[ Wow she is so cute, she probably works here.

Protip: she doesn't. ]

[pattan]

Y-Y-Yeah..! Yeah it is really amazing!

[He takes one look at her and.]

[Yeah. Yeah she is really cute.]

[hwamei]

It's super amazing! [ chuckles ] Do you come here a lot?

[pattan]

N...N-No...it's my first time.

I mean, it's my first time coming!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN IN THIS GENERAL VICINITY, I MEAN!!

[He needs to stop talking. Pretty much forever.]

[flagrances]

Lesse, so I just gotta tag out an' I'm golden, right? Man, it's kinda hard ta do these things after ya go on hiatus for a bit...

[ Walking until she spots someone... familiar... ]

Oi, what's with that face? Ya really think cute girls are gonna talk to ya lookin' like that?

[pattan]

[He snaps straight up. BUSTED!]

I WASN'T DOING ANYTHI--...

Oh.

It's you.

[Back to waiting for a table.]

[flagrances]

IS THAT HOW YA GREET YER KOUHAI!? AT LEAST TRY TO LOOK RESPECTABLE! OI!

Though I guess ya already failed by comin' to a place like this...

[pattan]

WELL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

[p_p_p_pasta]

[On his multiple visits to Japan's house, Italy always made a note to visit important landmarks, especially those that played an extreme cultural significance in both historical and popular culture. After all, as Germany had taught him so many years ago, the best way to get to know a fellow country (and therefore discover the best way to blitzkrieg the everloving crap out of them) was to mingle amongst his or her people and just absorb

[pattan]

I WASN'T LOOKING AT THEM!!!

[BUSTED!!]

[p_p_p_pasta]

[WELL NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!]

AAAHHHHHH!!!! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!!!

[pattan]

WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!