Self Loathing is Paying a Girl to Act Like She Hates You

[pattan]

Who: Shinpachi (pattan) and anyone working at the Tsundere Maid Café.  And anyone who feels like tagging along with him. 
What: Shinpachi cannot fight his otaku urge to check out the maids maid café
When: early afternoon
Where: Tsunshine Café
Warnings: HURR DURR
Notes: Open to one and all!

[Finally! Finally a free moment to himself!  He'd been wanting to check

Comments

[hwamei]

Wah! They even have maid cafés in space... Japan's culture has reached this far. It's pretty amazing, huh?

[ Wow she is so cute, she probably works here.

Protip: she doesn't. ]

[pattan]

Y-Y-Yeah..! Yeah it is really amazing!

[He takes one look at her and.]

[Yeah. Yeah she is really cute.]

[hwamei]

It's super amazing! [ chuckles ] Do you come here a lot?

[pattan]

N...N-No...it's my first time.

I mean, it's my first time coming!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN IN THIS GENERAL VICINITY, I MEAN!!

[He needs to stop talking. Pretty much forever.]

[hwamei]

[ It's okay, she doesn't think he's awkward and weird... ]

Me too, me too! I would've asked my brother to come with me, but he's pretty busy with his job and stuff.

[pattan]

[You haven't known him for very long.]

By yourself?

I-I'm here alone too.

N-Not because I came to see the maids or anything!

W-Well...I did...but but not in that weird sense! I don't have any mirrors on my sandals or video cameras or anything!!

[hwamei]

If you do, I'll confiscate them! Burn them! Mister is banned from the maid café! Or something like that.

But since you don't have any, it's okay.

[pattan]

I-I wouldn't do that at all! I'm a samurai, after all! What type of character do you think I am?!

[hwamei]

You're a samurai? Ehhh... I thought Japan said those didn't exist anymore. You don't look like one, though...

[pattan]

W-Well...samurai-in-training, to be more specific.

And of course they do, especially in fiction.

[hwamei]

Hehe, I hope you become a full-fledged samurai someday, then. I like those period dramas with samurai in them! The actors look really cool. Maybe when you become a real samurai, you'll look like them, too!

[pattan]

A-Ah...our manga is filled with cool samurai moments!!

[hwamei]

Eh? Really? Is it like G❀ntama? Japan says that one is really good!

But the art is a little bad...

[pattan]

... ... ...

Um...

Yeah, I can't really argue there...

[hwamei]

But it's okay, 'cause it's doing really well in sales, isn't it? Like O❀e P❀ece and N❀ruto and A❀ no Exorcist! [ ... Don't censor titles like that... ]

[pattan]

Y-Yeah...actually, we have been getting really popular lately...