Self Loathing is Paying a Girl to Act Like She Hates You
Who: Shinpachi (pattan) and anyone working at the Tsundere Maid Café. And anyone who feels like tagging along with him.
What: Shinpachi cannot fight his otaku urge to check out the maids maid café
When: early afternoon
Where: Tsunshine Café
Warnings: HURR DURR
Notes: Open to one and all!
[Finally! Finally a free moment to himself! He'd been wanting to check ( Read more... )
What: Shinpachi cannot fight his otaku urge to check out the maids maid café
When: early afternoon
Where: Tsunshine Café
Warnings: HURR DURR
Notes: Open to one and all!
[Finally! Finally a free moment to himself! He'd been wanting to check ( Read more... )
[Instead, she's dressed in an embarrassingly small waitress dress with poofy sleeves and a frilly apron, short skirt and thigh-high socks... and twin-tails?! Why did she have to wear twin-tails?! She hadn't worn her hair like this since she was six! Who makes twin-tails part of the standard waitress uniform, anyway?!]
[Worse, the more she fumes, the more these customers leer at her. In fact, if she didn't know any better...]
Remiena-chaaaan~♥, could you refill my water? Gehehe...
You've already had five glasses! Are you just going to sit around guzzling our water, or are you going to order something?!
[... she could swear these creeps were trying to get on her bad side!]
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[NO. WAY.]
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[TSUNDERE MAIDS?! IT WAS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!!!]
[He stands quietly, though shifting from foot to foot in anticipation as he waits to be seated.]
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[She abandons the thirsty man who refuses to eat, and continues on to the next table, clearing off the dishes and collecting the credit chips left on the table. It's a pitiful amount, not a single credit more than the cost of the meal.]
[With an exasperated groan, she carries the dishes off to be washed... and then books it to the front to seat the next customer. Between the popularity of the restaurant and the way these guys wouldn't leave, any open tables are filled quickly.]
[She doesn't even look who it is, and greets the next customer with blatant, irritable sarcasm.]
Welcome to the Tsundere Café, honored guest.
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[He almost spittakes, except there's nothing to spit.]
[T...]
[T-T...T-T-T...]
[TWINTAILS?! THEY HAVE A SUPER CUTE, BLOND MAID WITH TWINTAILS?!?!]
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[Meanwhile, Lemina already feels unclean. No response, only the sound of an awkward nerd choking on his own hormones... really, the pathetic losers this kind of place attracts--]
[Her train of thought promptly crashes as she turns her head to see who it is.]
[... ... ...]
[Why did she not see this coming.]
Sh... SHINPACHI?!
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[He immediately screams, unsure of which direction his mega-magic fireballs death is coming from. And he opts to dive under a table.]
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What are you doing here, Shinpachi?!
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[She gets down on her knees, kneeling in front of him. With twintails. And a maid-style waitress uniform.]
Tell me where you need to go, so you can get lost.
[And her face? Bright red. This getup is embarrassing, and he'll never let her live it down.]
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I'm fine right here.
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