I missed updating the last two episodes because of my vacation and then the flu, so they are now up, and I'll have tonight's episode up fairly quickly as well. I AM ON A ROLL, YO. Oh, how I love mocking the crazy. Also, the romance between Pauly and Vinny is really the sweetest thing ever. Why are you not watching for that, my slashers? They ( Read more... )

Guys, it is just getting all shades of dreary and drab in this show, am I right? I've said it before and I'll say it again: Grace Zabriskie deserves a flippin' award for her work on this show. She's an outstanding actress.

Here's my review up at Hey, Don't Judge Me with some of the religious stuff explained and a whole lot of "OH MY GOD NO ONE ( Read more... )

and still look good in a bikini? Boo, universe. Poor design, says I. Cottage cheese thighs need to come back into vogue, is all I'm saying.

So yeah. I'm still doing this TurboFire workout, and holy sheep sheers, it is crazy intense. Day 2 was a 15 minute workout. Oh, that's nothing, you might be thinking. Um, it's 15 minutes of straight up ( Read more... )

I owe some comments, but we're in the midst of more ice/snow days, and I'm here with three kids that really want to be in school. So does their mama.

New posts for Jersey Shore and SouthLAnd are up at Hey, Don't Judge Me ( Read more... )

Guys, I caught up on Big Love yesterday and I have a big "meh" growing, even though there are some good things happening. 1) it feels reeeeaally forced in a lot of ways and 2) it seems like it is a midget practicing witchcraft away from being Passions. Oh, that there was a magical midget on this show. And of course the religious stuff they got ( Read more... )

What others are saying about my recaps:

handsomespeck: I almost straight up murdered fifty-nine people in a Wal-Mart last night before I read your recaps. You've given me the strength to carry on for another day! I might even get a puppy.

ethrosdemon: Are these people real? *falls down* Is Tom Hardy on the show? I have goats.

dovil: I don't watch this show, and now I ( Read more... )

I almost said the one where Snooki is drunk, but realized that it wouldn't clarify a thing. Next one in the morning, just in time for a new episode!

If you missed it, or just want to catch up, the Season Premiere's link, and episode 2's link. Goodness knows you wouldn't want to miss a thing. :)

( How To Stuff A Drunk Bikini, S3 e3 )

If you haven't watched, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE scroll on. I know some people don't care about spoilers, but this is one time when it really takes away from the gut punch ending if you're not surprised.

( OH MY GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. )

Season 3, episode 2: Where the Skeets Have No Shame. (Did you miss the season premiere's recap? It's right here.)

( Rahnnie, I wanna towk to yous. Don't ax me nuthin, it's my turn ta towk. )

Here's my recap of Season Three's premiere, last night's episode will come later today.

WARNING: Absurdism. Also lots and lots of dirty words. This is the Shore, after all.

( I'm going to Jersey Shore. Again. Bitch. )