Why can't I eat all the cheese I want

Feb 10, 2011 12:29

and still look good in a bikini? Boo, universe. Poor design, says I. Cottage cheese thighs need to come back into vogue, is all I'm saying.

So yeah. I'm still doing this TurboFire workout, and holy sheep sheers, it is crazy intense. Day 2 was a 15 minute workout. Oh, that's nothing, you might be thinking. Um, it's 15 minutes of straight up Read more... )

tv, hey don't judge me, p90x

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lynnenne February 10 2011, 18:48:14 UTC
Wow, your workout sounds intense. I think I would probably collapse a lung.

I am so with you on the cheese thing. We should start a web campaign. Chubby thighs are HOT, yo!

Hey, did you get my email about next week?

*smish*

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stoney321 February 10 2011, 18:51:56 UTC
It's REDONK, this workout. But what sold me was the woman on the "you should buy this!" commercial - she's in her 40s and has SEVEN kids and looks amazing. I want to be her.

CHUBBY THIGHS AND HAPPY HEARTS SHOULD BE HOT.

And yes, I did, sorry I've not gotten back to you. Our schedules have been crazy with the weather, so I'm just needing a day of normalcy to get organized for next week. I'm sure we can meet for dinner somewhere. (You staying in the same area?)

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lynnenne February 10 2011, 19:35:38 UTC
Same area, but a different hotel this time (our offices moved a few miles down the road). I'll send you the details.

Can't wait to see you! <333

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brunettepet February 10 2011, 18:58:37 UTC
It's too bad that lower fat cheeses just don't cut it. I made ricotta yesterday afternoon (the milk was going to expire in a couple days), so we snacked on it warm while mainlining the BBC's "Life on Mars" last night. There were a lot of contented sighs.

I am a purse girl! Purses always fit. I collect these: http://enidcollection.com/item/66/

Jersey Shore! *sets Tivo*

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stoney321 February 10 2011, 19:32:50 UTC
JERSDAY! Let's pre-game with some shots.

Those are amazing! I've never seen anything like that - I assume it's just for collecting, meaning, you don't carry them around, or do you? (see: I have one bag that I've had for years)

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brunettepet February 10 2011, 19:47:30 UTC
I do carry them. The wooden box bags are surprisingly durable. The leather on the bucket bags is hard to keep supple after forty plus years and I worry about a handle breaking while I'm out and about. Between my vintage clothes and these bags, I am nearly always in costume, Stoney!

I can't pre-game, we're going to see some psych-surf bands tonight. I'll be joining Snookie and friends tomorrow afternoon. Shots after lunch!

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stoney321 February 10 2011, 20:04:20 UTC
I love me a retro girl! I'm so fed up with trying to find cute (and not super expensive) 40s-50s style clothing and bathing suits that I'm now just looking for patterns and will make them myself. I want some Beach Blanket Bingo-style bikinis! (And I realize those are 60s, but you know what I mean. PIN UP GIRL CLOTHES.)

Shots tomorrow, gotcha!

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beadattitude February 10 2011, 19:00:53 UTC
Dear god woman, that looks hard on the knees. And the boobages. But I am quite proud of you and hope you don't black your eyes with yer boobs.

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stoney321 February 10 2011, 19:36:15 UTC
Hard on the knees, not so much (they have a person that does a no-impact version of all the exercises on stage with Chalene, the chick that runs the show) but hard on the boobs? Well, that's what Title IX/Athleta is for! (Not one inch of movement in my ultimate high impact bra. Not ONE. INCH.)

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stoney321 February 10 2011, 20:08:33 UTC
I WANT ALL OF HER PURSES. Oh my gosh, she has a bucket bag with red and white stripes (a navy/white, too) and it's so damn cute and ladylike, I just love it.

I know the big trend for a few years has been the hobo or loads of buckles and tassels and chains and shiny/plasticine leather, but that is just not me.

CHEESE. I might need to let this chambaud come to room temp and nom it. (Oh my god, it's just stinky enough, just creamy enough, and just nutty enough to make me want to eat an entire WHEEL.)

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dovil February 10 2011, 20:55:28 UTC
Love the bag - it's got a funky 70's feel to it - I approve!

Have you tried racalette before? Bubbly grilled and served with big wedges of french bread it may be the best food experience ever in the history of the ages, amen.

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stoney321 February 10 2011, 21:24:01 UTC
I've not had that - not that I've known - but now I have to find it and eat it. I like that we're essentially going to be dining on hungs of bread and cheese and washing it down with wine while we're on the road. YOU WILL NOT DEVIATE. Unless it's for chocolate and your god damned diner pie. :)

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dovil February 10 2011, 21:27:59 UTC
I only just discovered it a couple of years ago at a wine and food festival where I made lots of porny sounding noises and freaked everyone out in the line behind me - but it was just that good! Also I was frantically masturbating. Come to think of it, maybe that's why they were freaked out?

DINER PIE! How can I go on a roadtrip in America and not have diner pie and my coffee cup refilled by a waitress named Flo. It would be unAmerican!

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