Time to get back to the Oompah Loompahs of Jersey Shore!

[stoney321]

Here's my recap of Season Three's premiere, last night's episode will come later today.

WARNING: Absurdism. Also lots and lots of dirty words. This is the Shore, after all.

Comments

[stoney321]

I knew you'd laugh at the hair-stuff. And really, I've never seen anyone futz with their hair as a defensive mechanism as much as this girl.

<3 <3 <3

[spinningstar]

Sammi shows him a little boob and he forgets his misery for a few minutes, his steroid-shrunken penis gives an appreciative, albeit feeble twitch at the glimpse at the one soft thing on this hard, bitter young woman to whom he's been shackled.

I can only applaud, madam. *applauds*

[stoney321]

*takes a bow*

:)

[minstrel666]

Doesn't a cocktail need at least two liquid ingredients? Or did she mix brands and is now in danger of her brakes blocking while on the highway?

[stoney321]

Does it really matter?

[underthethrow]

You're amazing

[stoney321]

For putting up with this stuff? Hee. Thanks.

[underthethrow]

I don't even watch the show anymore (a combination of no cable/the show gives me shingles) but your journal entries are probably better than actually watching the show tbh

[stoney321]

I'll take that as a WIN for my score card. ;)

[a_mistletoe]

The show cannot possibly be as entertaining as this post. I cannot wait for your summation of Episode 2 after that cliffhanger. Bring it on bitch pal!

[stoney321]

I don't know, it's pretty damn entertaining, but then it should be pretty obvious that I love crack.

I'll have 2 up tonight or in the morning, by the latest.