Comments | stoney321: More crack, because it's the middle of the week and we need it. Jersey Shore recap!

stoney321

More crack, because it's the middle of the week and we need it. Jersey Shore recap!

Jan 19, 2011 12:13

Season 3, episode 2: Where the Skeets Have No Shame. (Did you miss the season premiere's recap? It's right here.)

( Rahnnie, I wanna towk to yous. Don't ax me nuthin, it's my turn ta towk. )

recap: jersey shore, tv, trw:oompah loompahland

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stoney321 January 19 2011, 18:46:54 UTC

I'm building a website to move all of my recaps on, actually. :D
Oh, that's just my exaggeration of events. Snooki does get into a suitcase, though. Hee.

dovil January 20 2011, 00:42:19 UTC

I've got my fingers over my eyes (I'M TYPING WITH MY VAGINA!) because I haven't seen the episodes yet but as soon as I do I'm going to be all over this like a yeast infection on my lady bits. Apparently I should have cleaned off my sandwich crumbs before I started lady bits typing.

stoney321 January 20 2011, 00:52:59 UTC

Truly you have the most talented vagina. That rap group I hung out with was right!

OMG, I need someone to read this masterpiece to justify the HOURS I AM DEVOTING. Also, I love that you're watching this show. IT IS AMAZING. (And not entirely representative of the nation.)

dovil January 20 2011, 01:42:48 UTC

There must be a Jersey Shore LJ group somewhere - get linking women! This needs to be spread around the web like various housemates legs. Everything I wanted to know about Americans I learned from Jersey Shores. You'd better hope that extremists don't get a hold of the show.

stoney321 January 20 2011, 01:45:50 UTC

OMG, can I just say how much I am looking forward to the road trip? Constant jokes from you! (Catch that subtle threat, please.)

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stoney321 January 20 2011, 01:15:46 UTC

YAY! Thanks a lot!

ladyvyola January 20 2011, 05:11:08 UTC

Despite my best efforts to avoid it, there is a certain amount of knowledge I have about this show simply because I participate in popular culture (damn you, NPR and Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, because of you, I know Snooki wrote a book).

Your recaps reaffirm my belief that my life is better without these people in it. Also, that my life is better with your recaps in it. Here, breathe into this napkin, doesn't it smell sickly sweet? How many times have I told the objects of my affection that? IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW ME.

Oh, god, I'm horrified and fascinated. Thank you for taking one for the team! I look forward (through my fingers as I cover my eyes and cringe) to your next update.

stoney321 January 20 2011, 13:02:27 UTC

IF VINNY JUST KNEW THAT I MADE FAN ART WITH US AS SEA CREATURES AND THAT WE WERE MFEO....

Lol. And dude, I LOVE this show. LOVE it.

tabaqui January 20 2011, 05:25:54 UTC

I cannot imagine living like that. Just....what. The hell.
*i did giggle a bit, though.*

:)

stoney321 January 20 2011, 13:02:39 UTC

The giggling is what matters!