I did start the fire, and now look what's happened.

[sticklebrick]

For an article this week I had to interview a Billy Joel impersonator. So I looked online, last week, and found loads in America. Emailed the first couple and waited to hear back from them. Days passed, still nothing. So I grew anxious and emailed and called every single one I could find. I ended up leaving messages for men who can sing a bit like

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[nicecupoftea]

oh dear. did he go on to complain that all the other women picked the playa billy joel impersonators who treated them like shit, and then came to him expecting him to listen to their problems with the playa billy joels because he was such a NICE GUY?

[strange_powers]

They didn't call you for the loooongest time etc

[g0ldt00th]

You must be looking for someone
Someone sacred you lost
But the river is wide
And it’s too hard to cross

[sticklebrick]

It's amazing what Google can do in place of personality

[gamesetandmatch]

The person above's user icon prompted me to realise that you remind me of Daisy in Spaced.

[sticklebrick]

I sincerely hope that's a private joke that I already let you in on.

[gamesetandmatch]

No?

Oh dear.

[sticklebrick]

Yes. I do try to write books and go for interviews at women's magazines called Vulva.

[extended_dub]

i hate billy joel more than any other

[gamesetandmatch]

Don't talk to me about music.