I have been away from here more than elsewhere, but I've disappeared a lot in general of late. I am not feeling so great about Things ( Read more... )

God DAMN it. I have been having trouble forming complex sentences for DAYS because of this thing. I have been unable to successfully masturbate because I keep getting distracted by it. In fact, I couldn't concentrate on actual *sex* once because of it. Which just isn't right. ( So the only rational thing to do is let it take over all of my mental real estate rather than just the entirety of the woods out back for forty years while I try to dissect the reasons for its effect on me, right? )

In more relevant news, I have spent lots of hundreds of dollars on vet things in the last month or so. One of my snakes has a respiratory infection, and I have to give him injections. Which is unpleasant for everyone concerned. He is a carpet python, and it's a little more unnerving than injecting a corn snake. And I dropped $300 on blood tests for ( Read more... )

We're all English-speaking here, sure. But I don't think I have any Canadians on my flist. And most of the rest of us wouldn't have heard of Jian Ghomeshi until, maybe, a few days ago. For those who still haven't, he is (was?) a Canadian radio show host, apparently very beloved. He's just been accused of some serious sexual assault against a lot of ( Read more... )

Well. That was abrupt ( Read more... )

It's not that I don't have ideas-- I do. And it's not that I don't have the skill or ability to make them happen. I have that as well. I just don't believe that they're *worth* anything ( Read more... )

So, 35. In a week. As it turns out, 35 feels like kind of a Thing. It oughtn't, I guess-- no one is going to break into my house and force me to grow up or anything. Still. Eh, I'll get used to it ( Read more... )

Putting off getting up to get ready for work while I wait for the energy drink to slip its sticky tendrils into my WakeTheFuckUp gland and successfully rummage some sweet, sweet consciousness. And I thought about LJ, and I thought about all of the things I would say here if I still used it. Which is a lot of things, but I don't have *that* much ( Read more... )

You know, I mope about the death of LJ. And I was active here later than most people, and I am one of fairly few who still check it, I think, if not one of the full-on diehard people (all three of them) who still post. But it *is* still here, and if I'm going to go around missing it I should probably use it. It's a bit like one elderly servant of a ( Read more... )

It's been a bit. Mostly a good one ( Read more... )