Have any of you been checking the news? First demon chickens, then last weekend, now this with that brutish penguin! I've been at work non-stop editing the papers. My God, how often does this place let wild animals run amok? Either way, I hope that monster gets what he deserves ( Read more... )

[Today is a beautiful day in April. As such, Warren needs to get his sunbaths on, so you can find him around campus catching some sun (or some Z's) and probably in some peculiar spots. That sunny bench you wanted to sit on? No, he is sprawled across it and hogging it all for himself. That car? The hood of it will be lucky to not have a soft ( Read more... )

[DEAREST DARLING ROOMMATE.

Today, you may or may not notice a leaf or two or three missing from one of your precious potted plants. What an awful tragedy--your roommate would certainly know nothing about how delicious they were. And if it goes unnoticed and unmentioned, another leaf will be gone tomorrow ( Read more... )

[There has been a new student wandering around campus this weekend. Checking out the sights, poking his nose into empty classrooms and slinking down the hallways. Perhaps you've seen him around, perhaps you haven't. He hasn't been going out of his way to make himself noticeable but he is certainly a new face and he is moving into BE-4. Hello Bulba ( Read more... )

( The lines between man and beast have blurred. )