Of Love and Plants [text]

Feb 23, 2011 10:53

[DEAREST DARLING ROOMMATE.

Today, you may or may not notice a leaf or two or three missing from one of your precious potted plants. What an awful tragedy--your roommate would certainly know nothing about how delicious they were. And if it goes unnoticed and unmentioned, another leaf will be gone tomorrow.

He would certainly know nothing about that either.

ADDENDUM: since it was certainly noticed your precious plants will be spared. For the time being.]


[Private to Lip; unhackable]
Lip, if I may ask question... I hope it's not too straightforward but, did you like Lucas?

roommate is darling, dicks everywhere, let's rub salt in your wounds, *bulba, *lip, liar's lair, #text

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