Of Love and Plants [text]

Feb 23, 2011 10:53

[DEAREST DARLING ROOMMATE.

Today, you may or may not notice a leaf or two or three missing from one of your precious potted plants. What an awful tragedy--your roommate would certainly know nothing about how delicious they were. And if it goes unnoticed and unmentioned, another leaf will be gone tomorrow ( Read more... )

roommate is darling, dicks everywhere, let's rub salt in your wounds, *bulba, *lip, liar's lair, #text

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besteststarter February 23 2011, 20:42:51 UTC
[Oh my god up-til-now-unnamed plant on the windowsill. What is this.]

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[private] paneldekickass February 24 2011, 23:36:25 UTC
Huh? How do you know about me and Lucas?

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Re: [private] stay_classy_cat February 25 2011, 00:25:26 UTC
Let's just say your penchant for extremely large, attention grabbing fonts clued me in.

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Re: [private] paneldekickass March 22 2011, 01:22:52 UTC
Oh... right. Well, yeah... I mean, everything's okay now though. He explained the whole thing.

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Re: [private] stay_classy_cat March 22 2011, 21:53:09 UTC
Well, I was speaking with him last week and it occured to me that he doesn't really seem to like you. Or girls in general, in my honest opinion. I think he might be tad bit gay.

I know there was that... flurry of crazy robots or what not but I suspect he wasn't under the influence of them.

I'm so sorry to bring this up but I'm just looking out for you, my dear.

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