I have an announcement to make.

I have renounced Bisto.

I made a beef stew and I thickened the broth with flour and used gravy browning and it's DELICIOUSSSSS.  So, I am not going to be using Bisto again, unless I am feeling lazy.  Another culinary crutch discarded!

Let me be entirely cryptically clear.

IT.  AIN'T.  HAPPENING.

So back off, before I have to slap a bitch.  I'd enjoy it, too.

*waves*

Hello internet!

Hey, I can see my house from here.

I don't know why I can't go to bed at a sensible time any more.  I really like staying up til 4am on the internet, but I also really like cuddles and sleeping, so hrm ( Read more... )

I think, once again, I am reaching the end of my tether.

I have seen the end of my tether quite a lot in my recent history.  It would be nice to see more of the middle of my tether.  Or even the start of my tether.

Either way.  I'm getting rather pissed off.

And no, not with you. x

I'm tired, I'm very uncomfortable, my shoes are wet, I'm not getting a day off tomorrow, I'm broke and I'm out of chocolate ( Read more... )

We're having a grunge night!  It's a bit empty, but I'm reliving my youth.

Ah, heady days.

i'm pregnant.

Only joking!  I am bored, though.

( Waaaay too much information... )

Michael Jackson: DEAD

Farrah Fawcett: DEAD

Danny La Rue: DEAD

Clearly the work of an evil mastermind, bent on decimating the world's population of famous people.  Said mastermind clearly lives on an island with undersea access to a secret cave lair, and has a volcano in the shape of a skull.

And makes monsters from ponies and monkeys.