I once heard what was possibly an urban legend, about a lady who went to an elegant party, and tripped on her high heels on the way in.  She didn't even make it past the doorframe, before being shipped off to hospital ( Read more... )

i had a day off!

Whitstable, beach, cider, and Rosie has happened.

Barbeque is about to happen.  Josh is happening all the time :D

Ha ha ha ha ha.  I just noticed.  I had Cider With Rosie.  I'm living the literary dream, I am.

Gaius Baltar is blatently a Cylon. Or is he?  I bet he's one of the 5.  Or is he more like the Cylon Messiah?

Don't tell me though!

I need to stop doing this.

Somebody save me from myself, before I sabotage the whole damn thing.

Bizarrely, I think he's thinking the same thing about himself.

We're a pair, we really are.

Work: 10/10  I'm running the bar.  I'm the manager.  I am very stressed, but love my job.  Hoping more monies will also be appearing.

Home Life: 9/10  Crazy Polish lady Borzena attacked me on the stairs to moan about how she cleans the toilet every day 
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AC/DC is not available on iTunes.  Shocking.

Raging PMT.  All fuckers must die.

Lonely, not lonely. Working, not working.  Happy, not happy.

Not bored.

Out of cigarettes.

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No, really though.  Sorry for sharing, but the last time anyone came anywhere near me was the 16th September*, and even then they didn't finish the fucking job.

*vibrates*

P.S. I do not wish to turn this into a 'so you think you've got it bad' type pissing contest.  I'm jus' saying, is all.
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