Vibrations
No, really though. Sorry for sharing, but the last time anyone came anywhere near me was the 16th September*, and even then they didn't finish the fucking job.
*vibrates*
P.S. I do not wish to turn this into a 'so you think you've got it bad' type pissing contest. I'm jus' saying, is all.
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*No, I don't diarise this stuff, I checked my journal. So there.