Conspiracy Theory.

[starchild82]

Michael Jackson: DEAD

Farrah Fawcett: DEAD

Danny La Rue: DEAD

Clearly the work of an evil mastermind, bent on decimating the world's population of famous people.  Said mastermind clearly lives on an island with undersea access to a secret cave lair, and has a volcano in the shape of a skull.

And makes monsters from ponies and monkeys.

Comments

Bela Lugosi's dead.

[gothicdiscordia]

You forgot the monorail! No evil genius would be without one!

Re: Bela Lugosi's dead.

[gothicdiscordia]

Oh, and the title was in the way of explanation - they ARE Bela Lugosi's dead! (The Count!)

[simiain]

maybe he's/she's making room for more ppl to become famous, the road is open to u abi.

[starchild82]

HELLS NO - I don't want the evil megalomanic coming after me!!

[hackenpaste]

It was a baboon and pony actually. And he prefers to be called "Fanta".