(  Urgent Owl. )

(  Anyone who might attempt to prevent this owl from reaching its destination will discover that one Severus Snape is still quite handy with his curses. )

A reminder to up and coming 7th year students and any ridiculously idiotic recently graduated 7th years : by now you should have given significant thought to your future careers. If you want recomendations, I would suggest getting them in to me no later than October 31st. Any recomendations requested from me after that date shall be considered ( Read more... )

Miss Zabini? You wanted to discuss something?

This is just a public service announcement.

I now hold the power to look into every aspect of all of your pathetic lives, legilimency aside .

In primal terms I'm certain you'll all understand: this means I now know who's fucking who. Although Merlin knows what I wouldn't give to get laid.

(  Private. )