I haven't sporked here before so I'm hoping this entry is okay. Not in content, of course, in the way that it has been posted/sporked. It's also a pretty short story.

Story/Series Title: Riddle and Hint Coin
Fandom: Professor Layton video games.
Culprit Author's Name: avataboo
Read It Here: If you're feeling particularly brave
Condom Count: About 3 ( Read more... )

Story/Series Title: Down and Out (of spell checkers)
Fandom: None/Original
Culprit Authors Name: jacktylor
Read It Here: PAIN!
Condom count: One Broken Vibrator.
Full Species: Mass amounts of twinkydink
Hair/Eye Color: Not mentioned, so I am guessing pod people of the human race with some errors in their genetic build.
Special Possessions: A whole ( Read more... )

I'm somewhat new to sporking, although I've dabbled in weepingcock. All of the following are little snippets that I thought were spork-worthy. I hope my skills will improve with practice.

Story/Series Title: "The Reluctant Whore"
Fandom: Original fiction from Alt Sex Stories.
Culprit Author's Name: Someone named "grag newell"
Read It Here: If you really ( Read more... )

Hello! For my first offering, I present of the epic tale of Criss Angel, Lovable Schmoopy-Oopmkins. Now, some of you might be familiar with this fic (such as it is). I did a sporking of parts one through four over here in my journal, and then the ever-talented decapod_10 presented a recap plus the smut (again, such as it is) of part five over here in weepingcock. ( Read more... )

Story/Series Title: Hermoines and Victors love
Fandom: The Boy Who Is Beside Himself With Joy That He's Not In This Piece Of Shit.
Culprit Author's Name: XxWatchxMexDiexX With pleasure!
Read It Here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3076237/1>It's A Doozy!
Condom Count: 2 - It's more of a joke really.
Full Species: Puella Hottotrotii - “Wetknickerus” and ( Read more... )

BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID! I took the time to make a short quiz to see which one of the four houses of this community you belong to. First, it is suggested that you read the Sorting Dildo Song again first, because it is important to remember what there is to be sorted into. Once you have that thought in mind, take THE TEST and see how you go. ( Read more... )

Story/Series Title: Games Day Cumdump Trust us, this is about as exciting as it gets.
Fandom: None/Original.
Culprit Author's Name: cumlover84
Read It Here: Be bored, be very bored
Condom Count: Shikishinobi: “One Condom. Yes, this is the other end of the bad scale.” Morriganscrow: “I give it two - the extra one is for my jaw ache from yawning so ( Read more... )

Yet another Weepingcock repost, as per request.

Story/Series Title: Harry and Hagrid
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: Rory W
Read It hereCondom Count: Two. It's not very squicky unto itself, but the characters may make up for it in fans of the 'dom ( Read more... )

With many thanks to suitablyemoname for another excellent place to find bad prOn.

the ASSTR search engine

Story/Series Title: "Nintendo Fan's [sic] Lust"
Fandom: Nintendo-verse
Culprit Author's Name: Joshcube
Read It Here: Over here.
Condom Count: Three condoms-would have been Four but you can't help but pity him.
Full Species: Twattrot

Hair/Eye Color: "Hair? Eyes? They can't ejaculate-who cares?"
Special Possessions: A ceiling fan.
Annoying Origins: Joshcube' ( Read more... )