I don't have to do a thing
Story/Series Title: Down and Out (of spell checkers)
Fandom: None/Original
Culprit Authors Name: jacktylor
Read It Here: PAIN!
Condom count: One Broken Vibrator.
Full Species: Mass amounts of twinkydink
Hair/Eye Color: Not mentioned, so I am guessing pod people of the human race with some errors in their genetic build.
Special Possessions: A whole lot of crap (metaphorically speaking)
Annoying Origins: The land of shorthand writing. What is that you ask? Wait and see!
Annoying Special abilities: Complete untranslateability
Connection to canon: N/A
Fetishes/Squicks: Rape.
Sporker's Notes: This thing is far too easy, so I just left it alone. Click on the link and read it for yourself. It is really ghastly. Take your problem-solving brain, as you are going to need it to solve this mess of the remains of the English Language Gravy Train. Enjoy!
Fandom: None/Original
Culprit Authors Name: jacktylor
Read It Here: PAIN!
Condom count: One Broken Vibrator.
Full Species: Mass amounts of twinkydink
Hair/Eye Color: Not mentioned, so I am guessing pod people of the human race with some errors in their genetic build.
Special Possessions: A whole lot of crap (metaphorically speaking)
Annoying Origins: The land of shorthand writing. What is that you ask? Wait and see!
Annoying Special abilities: Complete untranslateability
Connection to canon: N/A
Fetishes/Squicks: Rape.
Sporker's Notes: This thing is far too easy, so I just left it alone. Click on the link and read it for yourself. It is really ghastly. Take your problem-solving brain, as you are going to need it to solve this mess of the remains of the English Language Gravy Train. Enjoy!