Welcome to the Sam Winchester's Shirts are Overrated Newsletter!
In this edition:
Sam Winchester's Sideburns: Also Overrated?
Sideburns! Sam has them.
The have varied through the years from subtle:
To Elvis Impersonator:
(granted the single hottest Elvis impersonator that's ever graced this Earth, but still...)
Sometimes they are like pointy arrows that say:
just look at this face!
aww poor puppy! We should cheer him up!
or:
just look at that....hngh...sweaty...wait what?
oh right! sideburns!
Sam's sideburns take an active role in Sam's life!
Here they're reaching for the mighty biceps (can you blame them?)!
Here they're fending off Lucifer!
...but it turns out the sideburns suit the Morningstar just fine:
and here they're bringing out the Devil's eyes:
(seriously look at the eyes- they're magnificent!)
in conclusion:
sideburns! (I said sideburns, not hipbones! Yeah I know, it's like they're magnetic or something...)
That's all for this edition! Please let me know if you'd like to be a contributor to our worthy and important cause! If you have any further Sam Winchester shirt related topics that require investigation please don't hesitate to bring them to my attention!
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