Hello again livejournal! Shit, I thought you left us long ago, but you've hung in there, like a barnacle on Billie Joe Armstrong's taint. At first I thought, "how in the hell is this still a thing?" but then I started reading my old entries and realized that I had the time of my life on this site, just as Billie Joe hoped. I don't know if I was ( Read more... )

I know we've been ignoring electric cars for over a hundred years now so its not out of the ordinary to read about how GM had an electric hybrid in 1969, but it still broils my brisket...seriously, what is wrong with US ( Read more... )

It's either on the right or the left.
If you took Q and R out of the alphabet P and S would be next to each other.
If you are reading this out loud, you're not reciting the Scout's oath.
There is no possible way to prove that your dog did not contemplate rubbing his balls on your toothbrush at some point.

OVERSLEPT! I don't even know how the alarm was turned off, but I got to work 3 hours later than I wanted. However, today is normally my day off, so my body was probably trying to keep me healthy. Again, I have been writing the wrong date, this time, yesterday's date. My cube neighbors are back, and it really makes the day MUCH better. Sleeping in ( Read more... )

I would really like to see a 3-D graphic showing all of the cell phones in say, NYC connecting to their satellites. Also, the next big movement in body modification should be windows/contacts in your eyelids so you can keep them closed and still see...would you be able to sleep?

My superviser warned me to "be careful" today, I told him I was alright. I think the bags under my eyes are looking a bit more pronounced. This is the fifth consecutive day I've worked OTC. Normally this is my Friday, so I feel like today is dragging a little, I've also been pretty secluded today, somehow none of my cube neighbors were here. It ( Read more... )

I just realized that for most of my service requests yesterday evening I was using 4/17 instead of 4/16. I think this confirms that my sense of time is speeding up. I feel like I am slowly adjusting to being here all day, but it was still pretty hard to wake up this morning. I talked to a co-worker who sits on the other side of my cube for a few ( Read more... )

Getting up early proved difficult, but I arrived on time. Right now it feels like I've been here for two days, is time speeding up?. I had a headache (like Rita Repulsa) around 4pm, which was relieved with two Advils (AKA: Baby's Whisper -because it's weaker than that-) and its been steadily busy today. Back to work!

I won't be myself for the next week. I am going on a journey with unknown consequences, a journey that no one has ever been on (in my deptartment): working 75 hours...open to close every day. Will I go insane from only having a mere 2 hours of waking-home-time each day? Will my ass atrophy from sitting for 13 consecutive hours every day ( Read more... )

and now there is a stand up comedian in his place. I hope once I've paid off my loans I'll just be doing creative things.