Please don't come to A&E with diarrhoea and vomiting you've had for 2 days, then tell us you ate a KFC/Chinese/some other shite. 2 weeks of diarrhoea, fine, but 2 days? Kindly go home and shite in your own house like most sane people would ( Read more... )

Right, that'll be Staff Nurse Macqueen from now on then. Start my job tomorrow ( Read more... )

Next time any of you are in sunny Livi and happen to get beaten up badly enough that you need to be sent to A&E at St Johns, fear not, coz I GOT A JOB THERE!!!!! I think a Tom Cruise style "Wooooo!" is in order ( Read more... )

10 weeks to go until I'm like a PROPER nurse. Whoah. Placement is pretty good, the staff are really nice, I'm on nights next week which is always a good thing and yeah, just generally quite good ( Read more... )

So Krakow was totally amazing. Great city, cheap beer, quality scran. Muchos thanks to KT and her family (and Roy!) for giving me the opportunity to go, and making me almost not afraid of flying anymore! I like it how Poland isn't totally westernised yet. Seriously, everyone should visit now while they still have their own currency and no Starbucks ( Read more... )

I don't know why I bother writing LJ entries really. I'm just procrastinating so I don't have to start my dissertation. Bleh. Although the exciting new is I'm finally going to POLAND bitches! With Katie and her family. We're staying in an apartment in Krakow for a week. Fancy. Average price of 7 quid for a litre of vodka apparently, I hate cabbage ( Read more... )

It's that time of year again where I have to do shitty essays and try to put them off for as long as possible, hence the LJ entry. I'm currently looking at images of larval therapy in patients with stage IV pressure sores. And the pictures are exactly what you'd imagine them to be. Man those maggots look like they're having fun, a day out in ( Read more... )

Well I went to London last Friday and came back on Tuesday. I miss it already. I think going to another city for a wee while made me realise that I'm kind of bored of Edinburgh. Don't get me wrong, it's a lovely city, but I've been here my whole life ( Read more... )

I'm doing this in October at Hopetoun House, would be amazing if some of you could sponsor me. Cheers ( Read more... )

"Vladimir Romanov, he suck Paul Hartley off etc etc ( Read more... )