everyone is an offender, i know. but you will know from here on out,

NOT ALLOWED IN MY JOURNAL:
1) " <3 " or " <3333 3 " or any variation thereof
2) alternate spellings of "HOT"

ENCOURAGED:
more pictures of otters (both sea and river).


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dear self,
GO WHITE BLOOD CELLS, GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
love, eileen

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current results! for my poll™
snoop dogg is the favored kite companion, with ghostface at a close second. ghostface is so the OG kite flyer though, he's really emo, if you'alls didn't know. i am not sure why poodleface will not have fun with ghostface. i suppose it could rain or something. or their faces could run off together, and it'd just be tha ghost ( Read more... )

after many an attempt... it's
MY FIRST FISHER-PRICE™ POLL... *cheering*

Poll MY FIRST FISHER-PRICE(R) POLL

my poll to3tallee sux0r.

oh no! only four more days of paid account status!!! what to do...
ACK! perhaps i will make a poll... everyone hates polls! nooo! everyone loves polls. uhhmm... uhm...

MY GOD!! I WANT TO SEE SPELLBOUND, a documentary on spelling bee contestants!! want to see want to see want to see want. do you guys have any idea how exciting this movie will be?! obviously not ( Read more... )

cathy has the best blog ever. she is my zui coo de xiao jie. but where did all the stories go? wheeeere ( Read more... )

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robot vs. monkey, MONKEY!
monkey vs. dinosaur, MONKEY!
robot vs. honeybee, ROBOT!
honeybees vs. robots, HONEYBEES!
honeybees vs. ants, ANTS!
GIANT SUPER-SIZED ANTS WIN,
THEY DESTROY ALL!!

pirates vs. vikings, VIKINGS!
scrabble vs. connect four, CONNECT FOUR!
japan vs. korea, KOREA!
japan vs. the U.S., JAPAN!
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