ANNOYING SCENESTERS SHOULD DUKE IT OUT!

[spff]

robot vs. monkey, MONKEY!
monkey vs. dinosaur, MONKEY!
robot vs. honeybee, ROBOT!
honeybees vs. robots, HONEYBEES!
honeybees vs. ants, ANTS!
GIANT SUPER-SIZED ANTS WIN,
THEY DESTROY ALL!!

pirates vs. vikings, VIKINGS!
scrabble vs. connect four, CONNECT FOUR!
japan vs. korea, KOREA!
japan vs. the U.S., JAPAN!
(as demonstrated by my superior burrito eating skills,
and me beating paulcott at the MARIO'S super-burrito challenge.
i ate for japan and won with extra "style" points!)
mods vs. rockers, ROCKERS!
destruction vs. organization, DESTRUCTION!
LOOTING AND PILLAGING WIN, BUT ONLY THAT OF
THE VERY SMALL-SCALE AND UNORGANIZED VARIETY!!!

FARM ANIMALS VS. INFECTIOUS DISEASE
CHINA VS. TAIWAN
rocks vs. guns
trees vs. leaves
FATE VS. CHAOS
WHO WILL WIN?!?!?!