Ok, so some bitch on Full Tilt poker has apparently stolen my fucking name. Little piss-ant wants to pretend he's me. Anyone who is part of Full Tilt, this is not me and will you please tell that fucker to register a different fucking name. Name stealing is NOT COOL ( Read more... )

( A cut so ya'll don't bitch )

I'm alive, promise ( Read more... )

Should you cook breakfast for a man the morning after he rapes you?

Do niggers have X-Ray vision, or are they demons?

Is cocaine good for you?

How long can cum stay fresh and good for eating?

Would Eminem let me see his bare ass cheeks?

Where can I meet fairies?

and so many other questions go unanswered.

Weekend web: AOL logs ia so fucking ( Read more... )

My internet has been down all day, and Metal Sludge has been suspended(WTF?! I bet Sebitchian Bach has something to do with this. Cocksucker.) So I've has some spare time. Here is my in depth analysis of "November Rain" and how it is all about Axl's forbidden love for Slash. Or, as the thread would be titled of the dearly departed Metal Sludge " ( Read more... )

So apparently that security guard finally gave an interview on how the actual incident went down. The guy comes off like a complete pussThe guy has been a bouncer in night clubs for five years. Four days in this particular hotel. He gets shoved by a REALLY drunk Axl and loses his balance, Axl jumps him, they fight briefly and then wrestle on the ( Read more... )

Axl Rose bit a security guard in Sweden which led to his arrest. I couldn't stop laughing when I read about the tetanus risk. It could have only been funnier if the article actually mentioned rabies ( Read more... )

I love this show, but it made me realize exactly how much I hate Ted Nugent. Fucking hypocritical asshole. Someone needs to put a bolt straight into the center of his fucking forehead. That would make me smile wider than anything. I'd be perfectly willing ( Read more... )

This band is fucking awful. Proof that even with a great bassist and a legendary guitarist your band can still suck balls. I blame Scott Whineland ( Read more... )

I finally have proof fangirls are crazy. May I present to you, Metal Lust A site dedicated to fan-fiction involving metal stars.

And yes, they have an Axl Rose section. It is all slash(yaoi) with either Slash or Sebitchin Bach. I can't imagine what Axl, Slash and Sebitchin would say. But I will say honestly, I'm kinda turned on, I like "Intimate ( Read more... )