Fucking hell, I'm turning into a feminist.

I'm 100% cool bitches.


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Insert obligitory April Fools joke here.

According to Dave Mustaine, the book of Revelations implies that the U.N will fail and this will bring the second coming. Yeah, Megadeth's Dave Mustaine, and I'm not even fucking with you ( Read more... )

For those who missed the new South Park, IT WAS EPIC! Watch the re-run, you won't regret it.

I buy my underwear at Target and in 6 packs. Fuck Victoria Secret and their lacy special panties which are usually wholly uncomfortable. Viva la cheap cotton panties!

Carry on.

Faith can be a beautiful thing, it's just too bad so many psychos fuck it up.

I'm suprised at how many people like the idea of eugenics and selective breeding in Badtattoos_4. The decision of forced sterilization with shitty tattoos seems really appealing to them. Seperate out the "stupid" from the "intellegent" and allow only the "intellegent" ones to breed. At the risk of violating Godwin's law: Nazi much? I know it's said ( Read more... )

Yeah bitches, I finally got on campus housing. I sent an e-mail to my new roomate to try to figure out who she is and can only hope that she is awesome and funny. I'm so skurd that she'll be a psycho hose beast. Cross your fingers and hope for me, because I don't think my hope is enough. I am totally teh sex, and a winnar is me! What should I take ( Read more... )

Dude, Anna Nicole Smith is dead. When my mom told me, I actually said "NO WAI!". Randomness.

Is it bad that whne I heard that she was Dead on Arrival, Grim Reaper's song started playing in my head?

RIP I guess.